The Official Kitty Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Kitties, REAL KITTIES . This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about kitties. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Kitties are mammals.
2. Kitties fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Kitty is to flip out and kill people.
Weapons and gear:
Kitty Terminator Vision Killer Kitty
Click here to see Killer Kitty Movie (about 10 megs)
Testimonial:
Kitties can kill anyone they want! Kitties scratch people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this kitty who was drinking milk. And when some dog did a a shit on the floor the kitty killed the whole menagerie and killed their relatives and blew up everybody with a bazooka and then danced on their graves and sang hallelujah. My friend Mark said that he saw a kitty totally shred some fish just because the fish opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that kitties have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Kitties are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Kitties are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start eating cat food next year. I love kitties with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about kitties?
A: Kitties are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, kitties are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that kitties are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, kitties can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do kitties do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent scratching, but sometimes they wave. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
Here's me ready to ROCK (or ready for bed)!!!
Excuse the blatent rip off of the ninja site but it was just too funny.